Description
Hazbin Hotel VS The Amazing Digital Circus!, When these two Tall, Lanky Arrogant, Charming, Joking and Charming Bullies who love to disregard a compassionate white and red clad female protagonist who suffers their own issues, being stuck in worlds they can't escape and perceiving these worlds as places which have no consequences for their bad actions, cracking havoc on it but deep down both have a lot of traumas which made them become who they are today end fighting only one could have the last laugh! Who would win? Would Jax view Angel Dust as another toy who will suffer? Or Would Angel Dust have enough addiction to ruin Jax's punchline?
Introduction
Wiz: Jax, the Sarcastic Jokester Rabbit from The Amazing Digital Circus!
Boomstick: And Angel Dust, the Most Lustful Adult Film Star from Hell on the Hazbin Hotel!
Wiz: Traumas... Awkward Emotional Wounds and Psychological Tragedies that end affecting the physical and mental well being of someone!
Boomstick: Traumas tend to lead us to do the craziest things to avoid being reminded of them, but these two choose coming into Places they couldn't escape and afford their own identity building new identities as bullies who annoy everyone else with their sarcasm and jokes never taking anything seriously!
Wiz: And once they built these identities, even their appearances changed to something more animalistic, and perceived their worlds as ones that lack consequences for their own bad actions doing whatever they want as they plead but deep down they actually are hurt broken people who had a lot of traumas in their past lives!
Boomstick: He is Wiz and I am Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their armors, weapons and skills to find out who'd win in a DEATH BATTLE!
Why is Jax so Cruel and Sarcastic?
Wiz: GLITCH, the Indie Popular YouTube Channel which makes A lot of Popular Indie series!
Boomstick: Such as SMG4, Murder Drones or... The Amazing Digital Circus!
Wiz: But you may know what a Circus is but you don't know what a literal Amazing Digital Circus can be.
Boomstick: And to get into that well, this is a literal Digital Reality with a Circus obviously which has a powerful reality warping AI known as Caine who acts as the ringmaster of the Cirucus who was designed to do several wacky, mind bending and fun adventures for humans to play in!
Wiz: But the Dark Reality on this Circus is that Humans enter using a Headset, and end trapped into this Digital Reality with no way for escaping!
Boomstick: And these Humans wouldn't exist as literal people, they would change into Cartoony Avatars who are literally Immortal!
Wiz: But like they are Humans... How can their Bodies still be alive without drinking, eating or doing physical activies without dying by inactivity, hunger, brain deads or anything if they has been like that for years?!
Boomstick: Thats a good question, Wiz. Its never told to us what they was during their human lives!
Wiz: But the protagonist of this show would be known as Jax!
Boomstick: Jax is the youngest member of the Circus and he is known for being a bully, as well as mischievous, reckless, sarcastic, chaotic, cynical, impulsive and selfish even Gooseworx the creator of TADC states Jax is a highly impulsive d*ckhead!
Wiz: And no one in the Circus likes him really as he acts as an abusive jerk towards all of them!
Boomstick: Even Ragatha, the nicest and most kind member actually dislikes Jax's behaviour of acting selfish and sarcastic "loved" by everyone when he cant stop trying to mess with them!
Wiz: And yes... Jax is cruel, but he actually assumes his identity as the funny one, because he knows nothing on the Circus is real so then the consequences of his actions would be totally meaningless and he hides on the circus to avoid his real life traumas!
Boomstick And Jax even seems to have feelings because he wondered if Gangle can be happy despite her masks breaking and how bad he treats her, wonders why Ragatha acts so nice to the point it loses its grace thinking she is a liar and being angry when Ragatha said he doesn't have friends anymore!
Wiz: Jax also was mad when the Circus voted for him to dress like a Maid so by all technicalities, Jax likes to bother people but doesn't like it when he is bothered!
Boomstick: Jax arguably was innocent once but people couldn't stop trying to get him traumatized, Jax likely did get in a car incident which maybe one of these traumas but he is also traumatized at people making fun of him and is afraid his friends do fun of him too!
Wiz: And Jax has a Manly attitude acting as if he is masculinity's pinnacle because he is afraid of being hurt and treated as a fragile girl which is why his room is more like a girly room as the Circus' rooms works as a reflection for their fears!
Boomstick: And Jax actually had friends known as Ribbit and Kaufmo, however these two ended Abstracting making Jax lack friends and this makes Jax be cruel because he is afraid on having a close bond with someone else only to lose them again making Jax act distant, cruel, act like a bully and not take anything seriously acting as the funny one giving archetypes for everyone!
Wiz: However, Jax would end interested by Pomni and these two would end becoming friends, acting softer with her than everyone else but at the end these two fought because Jax is afraid he gets too close with Pomni to the point he ends afraid of losing her acting distant and cruel with her too, and currently they are trying to escape from the Circus!
Boomstick: And Jax is bad because they don't have a real authority without any rules or consequences and the traumas he's dealt with and being afraid of having friends, he even didn't show up on Kaufmo's funeral because of this trying to act as if he was manly and careless for anything!
Wiz: And Jax is so distant he said to Pomni that the Circus Members are his Playthings and he likes to make them Suffer!
Boomstick: Wow this dude is so cruel! Not even Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes was so selfish!
Wiz: Bugs Bunny? But Jax is inspired on Popee the Performer!
Boomstick: Yeah but you know both rabbits and both are known for not taking anything seriously and cartoony so there is something!
Wiz: Uh fair enough i think.
Boomstick: And Jax shockingly has many abilities, like Jax has shown to Break the Fourth Wall he can mark how Caine said something he already said in a previous chapter, he even asks the viewers what power he could get if he held his breath, even remembering Pomni's horn from Production Comics which confused her, but Jax actually only sees the circus and everyone on it as a cartoon as a coping strategy during his time there and his traumas so he's most likely pretending to do this!
Wiz: And Jac has Hammerspace pulling items from nowhere and he owns all the Keys from the Circus without anyone noticing and he's so sneaky that he put an Arachnid on Ragatha's room knowing it was her fear!
Boomstick: And Jax is incredibly acrobatic, somersaulting Ragatha before shooting her, appearing before her by hanging upside down on a ceilling, implying he climbed in the corridor Ragatha tried to hide in and his fight with Kinger, Jax leaped over bullets and can twirl in the air while holding his guns, also the Cast can talk and breathe underwater surviving without air and conjuration and they can sruvive without eating nor needing to sleep as they exist as Digital avatars!
Wiz: And Jax is a good marksman shooting stuff with accuracy and firepower, and Jax can even shoot targets without needing to see them and he can shoot Ragatha's arms from a long distance while running and he could wield two guns at once and shoot them!
Boomstick: And TADC members have powers after holding their breath for much time, Jax's power stated by Michael Kovach his VA being twirling his ears like helicopters to fly but its still unknown if he can really do this!
Wiz: Also members of TADC can take advantage of their structure and code to induce unorthodox effects such as using cubes to launch people, vehicles and objects through the air with collision mechanics and Jax is flexible to curl like a ball twisting his body and avatars can survive being bent, squashed, contorted, wrapping on each other, extending beyond their natural length and even lacking skeletons and they can control their body with Jax stretching his arms and Jax has Toon Force, this gives him the ability to break the laws of physics as long as its funny and Jax can use Toon Force for stuff like stooding atop a truck as it fell without free falling or losing his footing, even taking time to berate Gangle casually, and Jax's eyes can inflate and end dangling out of their sockets and Jax can put them back into its place!
Boomstick: And Humans in the Circus have the inability to die making Jax immortal, no matter the pain and injury they can't die through normal means! Like, they has been suffocated, impaled, beheaded and they even can't die being attacked by Abstractions!
Wiz: They can even still move after being blasted into pieces, being flatten like paper, being shredded into pieces, reduced to ash, popped by balloons, their heads destroyed, and being smeared against the floor basically Jax like the other Circus members can take lethal pain in the most cartoony ways possible!
Boomstick: And Caine's adventures stimulates their minds to distract them from their circumstances because if they have mental breakdowns they can become Abstractions, Digital Glitch Mindless Beings who can turn others into Abstractions if they touch other Humans!
Wiz: And they can still do bodily functions like puking black vomit, talking without a mouth and become skeletons when electrocuted only, their eyes even gain scribbles if traumatized and Jax's skin can be peeled like a layer of silicone revealing a yellow endoskeleton too! And Avatars are made of polygons, binary codes and static electricity and they can't remove their clothes, only Caine can remove and change them!
Boomstick: And these avatars carry their souls and the Avatars Caine created are based on their human mind files, so he scanned their emotions too!
Wiz: And now for the fun stuff, Jax has a lot of weapons. He has Guns and we mean A LOT of Guns! He has Guns, Rocket Launchers, a Hunting Rifle, a Semi Automatic Pistol, even Guns with Bullets that have Subsonic speeds like Smith & Wesson Model 29, fake Bang Guns that can trick foes in them being real guns, a Tommy Gun, and more!
Boomstick: Jax also has more weapons such as Guns, the Keys he has which can open all rooms in the Circus he has collected, a pair of Binoculars to spy through far optical distances, a Vaccum Cleaner that sucks up and captures Ghosts, a Baseball Bat and Softball, an addictive Pink Sauce known as Stupid Sauce which makes anyone on contact with this on the eye stupid, intoxicating and making people like Ragatha have hallucinations and be more insensitive and lasts from daytime to nightfall, Ragatha kept the Stupid Sauce so some of the gang could use it mainly Zoobles to ignore her Caine problems!
Wiz: And Jax is good acting even Caine was impressed he acted like an Australian Extremist and Jax had a bomb which he claimed would release the world's deadliest spiders and centipedes which are venomous and can induce deadly illness to people but its backfiring since when Pomni had pressure to defuse it doing a blast with Jax affected by it too!
Boomstick: And Jax can resist stuff like Electricity being electrocuted in the Electric Chair, is highly tolerant to Pain with no amount of pain killing the Circus members unless they end Abstracting, can survive Extreme Heat via Ragatha surviving being put by Jax on a deep fryer and Zoobles surivving a Volcano's Lava as she stated Jax threw her into a volcano, can survive fatal falls bouncing or flattening against the floor and Jax still remained conscious while transmuted into cards by Caine! And Jax is skilled as he is a good marksman shooting with accuracy and firepower even running and from long distances and scaling people like Pomni without staring having good accuracy and doing shots like ricochets and shots that are considered impossible, Jax was the only one who didn't trust on Abel's logic as it all seemed fake about an exit in the circus being a planned adventure from Caine and Jax figured out Caine lied, he can actually control minds and even Kinger said Jax and Zoobles was the most dangerous fighters for a gunfight via their youthful fighting spirits!
Wiz: Now for how powerful Jax is, well he is the strongest member in the circus as he views the reality as a cartoon, and he constantly is shown to be superior doing stuff to physically torture the Circus gang, like breaking Gangle's mask throwing softballs on his mask, throwing Zoobles to a Volcano, being able to knock Kinger with a Bowling Ball, throwing Ragatha into a Deep fryer and even sending Pomni off with a Kick and throwing her to the floor when Pomni was fighting him even if Jax was hesitating to fight her taking attacks from them such as Zoobles strangling him or Pomni attacking him too!
Boomstick: And Jax throwing Zoobles into a Volcano is impressive knowing how Lava has great temperatures around 700 degrees celsius but the biggest feat is scaling to Pomni who survived being in a tanker truck doing an Explosion by judging Pomni is 25 a woman from that height and age would be 38.5 - 52.0 kg and given the surface area being 1.63 m to the square, it should be 0.19 Tons of TNT being Small Building Level and Jax has shown to react and dodge bullets, even while being on the Dark so Jax is Small Building Level and Subsonic speed!
Wiz: But Jax isn't perfect, he has a lot of traumas, never takes anything seriously, is afraid to show his humanity and has triphobia which is being afraid of pointy and geometrical successions being scared of corn but let's not mess with the cruel purple rabbit of The Amazing Digital Circus!
Jax: I do not care about you or ANYONE Else in this Circus in the slightest! End of story! You Are My Playthings and I get Joy out of Making you Suffer... I am the One who Causes Pain for FUN. If I led you on, it was just to make this part hurt you more!
Just How Addicted is Angel Dust?
Wiz: Originally born on the streets of New York in the 90s, Anthony was known to be a mobster!
Boomstick: However, his father was a piece of shit he is the reason of Angel Dust's traumas and the reason he went to Hell too!
Wiz: Its not known what he did to him but Vox did state that Angel Dust killed his father, meaning that his father must has been an abusive, negligent and vile person when he was alive, and this gave Angel Dust a lot of trauma!
Boomstick: Yeah, so much that Anthony did die in 1947 following an overdose this confirmed by Vivziepop!
Wiz: And then Anthony arrived on Hell as a Sinner with the new Identity known as Angel Dust! A Spider Demon who works for another Evil piece of Shit known as Valentino, the Moth Demon!
Boomstick: However, Angel Dust would end achieving a new uhhh I guess we can call it "attractive looking" body which looks female, which made Angel Dust a good blank for Valentino!
Wiz: If you don't know well... Vox the TV Demon is one of the Strongest Overlords being a Serial Killer in life known as Vincent Whittman and he leaded a Cult when he was alive wanting to be a God jealous of anyone more popular than him when Vox worked as a TV Weatherman killing anyone who could be more popular than him but he died crushed by a TV, and this made him adopt the new identity as Vox becoming the powerful TV Demon CEO of his own VoxTek enterprise and leading the Media of Television across Hell, having Valentino and Velvette as his work partners with Valentino taking care of the adult films and Velvette of media streaming and such respectively taking care of entertainment!
Boomstick: But Angel Dust wouldn't work for free, he works under a Contractual Obligation doing a Contract with Valentino coasting his soul! So basically Valentino owns Angel Dust's soul!
Wiz: And Valentino is quite a very bad and abusive Boss, always being sexually abusive with his employers, with Angel Dust being his favorite blank for that, disrespecting Charlie Morningstar once, and doing a lot of atrocities, as well as even physically abusing him!
Boomstick: But Anthony's Arrival in Hell and his new Identity as Angel Dust would change him... A lot! Knowing he is stuck there forever, and Hell being a world with several Assholes and evil people living on it, he thinks that the consequences of his actions are meaningless and this makes Angel Dust take on his obsessed world of narcotics, drugs and being abused on adult film ways for the sake of it taking the pain with his twisted sense of humor!
Wiz: But Angel Dust at some point met the Princess of Hell itself, Charlie Morningstar! Angel Dust was offered to stay in the Hazbin Hotel with Charlie helping to offer him the chance to be redeemed and be in Heaven and Angel would be the first patient from this Hotel!
Boomstick: However, Angel Dust barely cares as he still has a lot of work to redeem himself, being friend of the Heroine in Hell Cherry Bomb facing Sir Pentious and protagonizing alley gun fights in Hell, and he couldn't take redemption too seriously because he thinks if he does then his identity and reputation would be doubted!
Wiz: However, the more he learns about Charlie and her ideals, the more he actually tries talking in sessions with her and being friends with Husker, a Cat Demon who used to be an Overlord of Gambling but got defeated in his own game by the Radio Demon losing his soul in a contractual obligation too and becoming the Hotel's bartender and Alastor's henchmen!
Boomstick: And at the end those two ended meeting better after an adventure of Angel Dust nearly being drugged by someone putting something strange on his drink (Which is likely a poison invented by Velvette to make others love and be more obedient losing their sensitivity on the weird freaky activities from Val) but at the end Angel Dust confessed his torture and pain on his life and Husker related with both becoming more friends even singing a song of both being losers but like Alastor said (Did anyone actually like this part?)
Wiz: And Angel Dust would stay in The Hotel more seriously even helping in the War of Extermination leaded by Adam the first human on Earth, and in the Second Season Angel Dust would take redemption a bit more seriously and take more care of himself but Charlie would fail since the way Sir Pentious sacrificed himself in the fight with Adam to be redeemed is different being selfless to be redeemed as he felt guilty and powerless on his human life than Angel Dust murdering his dad!
Boomstick: So no matter how Angel Dust still failed but in the Vox arc, he was hypnotized by Vox to talk bad about the Hotel's reputation and until Vox was defeated and Angel Dust was free, he got enough especially since him and Husker had a discussion which went wrong about Angel trying to save his life but Vaggi ended helping to save both from a train roadovering Husker, and at the end Angel Dust decided to leave the Hotel for good!
Wiz: And this is what we know about Hell's Infamous Adult Films Star!
Boomstick: Angel Dust has a lot of abilities, he is a good marksman as he can shoot down Husk's cards thrown at him with guns, and Angel Dust can sprout an additional pair of arms too to use more weapons in the fight or to punch with more arms as well!
Wiz: And Angel Dust can pull out weapons from nowhere likely having Hammerspace too!
Boomstick: Yeah and he is good as an actor masking his emotions from people, quickly putting on his flirty and outward bravado and since Angel Dust was born from a crime family he should have street smarts that allows him to deal with other gangsters as well.
Wiz: Not to mention he is a skilled gunfighter as he can shoot down multiple targets with guns, shoot down Husker's flying cards and use his multiple arms so he can shoot a lot of bullets! And he also has Angelic Weapons which can kill Exorcists, Demons and even Angels permanently destroying their souls! And thanks to his ex girlfriend Cherry Bomb Angel Dust possesses knifes, grenades, a c4, and many more!
Boomstick: And speaking of Angel Dust has a lot of guns in his arsenal... Multiple guns and he can grab four of them to shoot thanks to his four arms!
Wiz: But Angel Dust's more powerful quality is the fact that he has the physiology of a Sinner, since Sinners in Hazbin Hotel can regenerate from most of anything unless their souls are destroyed! However, this Regeneration does have limits considering they take unknown week frames to regenerate from being torn to pieces and Sir Pentious regenerate from being blown to bits in a short time amount!
Boomstick: But being obliterated takes sinners weeks and even Vox an Overlord above sinners hasn't regenerated yet from staying as just a head!
Wiz: And now for how powerful is Angel Dust, he can survive attacks from Sir Pentious who survived a casual Explosion from Alastor judging the size of the explosion it took a considerable area of space being bigger than buildings within the pattern of the Pentagram City so this can make Angel Dust powerscaling Sir Pentious City block level!
Boomstick: And judging by the fact Angel Dust is a Sinner he should be superior to IMP who can survive a Building level Blast which was bigger than a Circus Tent and dodge Bullets constantly having Subsonic speeds!
Wiz: But we can likely scale Angel Dust even higher, considering the Hell Royalty, we can say he can scale Stolas who survived the Sun's GBE and the planet he was into getting slowly turn apart surviving a small fraction of a supernova, Even escaping of said Supernova making Angel Dust Multicontinental & FTL if we scale him to Stolas, but you may ask how does Angel Dust Scale Stolas power wise? Well compared to Goetia, Overlords are Sinners with tons of Souls while Goetias are Demonic Royalty, clearly Goetias are more important and even when it was asked to Vivziepop who wins between Alastor and Stolas she answered Stolas but even the creator itself wasn't sure about it, However thanks to the Sinsmas episode we can argue how Angel Dust can scale Stolas since Angel Dust as a sinner is stronger than IMP as he's an Overlord being above the IMP and IMP could fight Andrealphus who is comparable to other Goetia like Stolas, and even while Depowered, Stolas beated the living snow out of Andrealphus when he had Stolas' powers, and Andrealphus even used his Magic on Stolas and the IMP as seen when Millie survived being hit by an ice construct, the IMP managing to destroy Andrealphus' magical ice constructs as well, and Blitz literally beheading one of Andrealphus' ice monsters and Loona even managing to harm Andrealphus biting his throat so yeah Angel Dust can scale Multicontinental as the powerscaling of Vivziepop went out off the window with Sinsmas! Hell even before this in the Series Striker could catch and hurt a powered Stolas and Blitz and the IMP has fought against Striker!
Boomstick: Plus Goetias are dangerous via their magic which can oneshot the IMP and likely outlast Overlords and their immortality, but physically we seen in the show they are not so impressive meaning physically at least Angel Dust should scale above Stolas too!
Wiz: But Angel Dust isn't perfect, his regeneration can be painful and has limitations previously mentioned, he is very cocky and barely takes anything seriously, suffers an existential crisis due to the abuse he suffered, and Angelic Weapons only work on Demons or Angels and is addicted with Drugs but let's not mess with the Addicted Demon from the Hazbin Hotel!
Angel Dust: Full of Poison, I'm sick of the Poison Wish I had Somethin' to live for Tomorrow!
Intermission
Wiz: Alright their powers and abilities are set let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEAAAAAATH BAAAATTLEEEEE!!!
DEATH BATTLE!
First we see how Angel Dust was in the Hazbin Hotel bored sit down in a couch saying.
Angel Dust: Man, is it me or this Hotel has been quite a mess these days? Charlie hasn't even got a single sinner to come here and be fully redeemed! Meh, they are missing the fun to play tough with me anyways!
Angel Dust said as he was seeing texts in a phone until a portal appeared randomly out of nowhere with a computer and a Headset being on it.
Angel Dust: Uhh What is this?
Angel Dust said confused as he then said comically.
Angel Dust: Maybe is one of Vox's New Marketting Strategies, or something... But eh, I wonder does this thing have drugs on it? Or eh how does one even use this thing?
Angel Dust said holding the Headset curius until he said.
Angel Dust: Uhh guess i gotta put this in my head to see what this does!
Angel Dust puts the Headset on his head and then we see in The Amazing Digital Circus the cast was on the Circus while Jax has a mischievous smile as he said.
Jax: Oh jeez, looks like I have a Gun and Im gonna shoot Ragatha with it!
Ragatha: Wait what?!
Jax shoots Ragatha down taking some of her fluff off her body as the Digital Circus members look shocked.
Pomni: Jax, that wasn't nice.
Jax: What do you mean it wasn't nice? We can't die remember, so she'll eventually heal back!
Ragatha regenerates and now looks worried yelling to Jax.
Ragatha: Come on Jax what was that for?!
Jax: And I knew it. Chill out, Raggie! We all know we can't die here so there is nothing to be worried about!
Ragatha: Oh come on Jax, that still hurts!
Jax: Oh what happens, now your gonna cry because you can't take a joke seriously? What a shame, waaa, waaa!
Ragatha: Oh f&##$ you! Can't you be nice for once?!
Jax: I wonder that same thing for you but looks like good and noble ol' Ragatha startin' to get tired! Plus pfft, just see the look in your face, you can't tell me you ain't getting tired! Anyways im gonna shoot Gangle now!
Jax then shoots Gangle and Angel Dust appears in the circus confused seeing the entire scene.
Angel Dust: Uhh where Am I? And Why can't I remember my name? But woah, looks like you just shot someone Cowboy!
Gangle regenerates and is now crying while Zoobles said.
Zoobles: Come on Jax, can't you stop being an asshole?!
Jax: Mhm, no! And well look there is a new guy! Soo, say Spidey any quotes to say?
Angel Dust: Well looks like we're in some alley! But don't worry Cuz this will shoot be fun I didn't have in ages! Now be ready, cowboy!
Angel Dust said aiming Jax with four guns from his four arms with a confident grin while Jax smiles too aiming Angel Dust with a gun saying.
Jax: Well looks like today we've got another fun plaything to spend time with! This sure will be entertaining!
The two cockily smile aiming their guns towards each other ready to fight.
FIGHT!!!
Both start shooting each other with their guns with Bullets all around with them dodging the Bullets with their reactions moving left and right jumping with the Bullets even ricocheting around making the Circus members run away scared, until they both run out off ammo.
Jax: Not right now!
Angel Dust: Shit looks like we ran off ammo!!!
Jax: But you probably won't guess what imma do next!
Jax said as he throws a Gun to Angel Dust who reacts and dodges but Jax then kicks Angel Dust comically knocking him down, but Angel Dust then gets up and punches Jax away.
Jax: Well Spidey, you got skill I admit but you'll soon be tortured and crushed like a bug!
Angel Dust: Well correction, spiders aren't bugs, they are arachnids! And well just watch me bad boy!
Jax: Who cares!
Jax said as Angel Dust uses one of his arms to uppercut Jax and reload the ammo of two of his Guns and he said,
Angel Dust: Eat lead, sucker!
Angel Dust throws fat shots towards Jax who comically gets shot a lot by fast paced bullets and ends in the floor but Jax quickly gets up and regenerates off the damage like nothing happened.
Jax: Was it supposed to mean something?
Angel Dust: What?
Angel Dust said confused while Jax then pulls out a Gun and said.
Jax: In this world I can't die d&/(#$%sss now take this!
Jax said as he presses the trigger but a flag saying Bang! appears with nothing happened while Angel Dust said.
Angel Dust: Mmmh was that trying to swear? Cuz something weird appeared in your mouth!
Jax: C$#"&ap!
Angel Dust: It happened again!
Jax: Oh shut up and see how gory I can be!
Jax said pulling out now a Tommy Gun and doing a somersault trying to shoot Angel Dust who shoots Jax in the air sending him away but Jax barely took damage shooting Angel Dust more but Angel Dust runs away dodging as he shoots to Jax who is also shooting the bullets, Angel Dust hides through the Circus corridor while Jax said.
Jax: So playing hide and seek uh? Fine let's have it your way then!
Jax said while shooting a bullet which ricochets through the room of the circus and it pierces Angel Dust in the arm.
Angel Dust: Ow!
Angel Dust holds his arm in pain drawing out blood as Jax then finds Angel Dust with a sadistic smile aiming him with the Tommy Gun and said.
Jax: You got anything to say, Spidey?
Angel Dust: Yeah, shoot me harder Daddy! I can see you could totally ravage me with your guns!
Angel Dust mockingly said in a flirty tone and even posing pulling his chest and trying to act like a seductress towards Jax but Jax is seen confused saying.
Jax: So uh, you look like Charlotte's web got rebooted by MTV in 2007, and Why are You Posing Like Your Waiting for America's Next Top Model to Call Your Name?
Angel Dust: Oh yeah daddy keep talkin' Dirty!
Angel Dust said while Jax said.
Jax: Wow, really cringe you know how about we get to the real action instead?
Jax said shooting Angel Dust with his tommy gun but Angel reacts and dodges the bullets as Angel pulls out his own Guns saying.
Angel Dust: Well that's fine by me!
Angel Dust then shoots Jax even more with guns but Jax runs away dodging the shots as he still shoots Angel Dust with his tommy gun. Both ran off ammo again until Angel Dust said.
Angel Dust: Well it's been fun rabbit but I gotta finish you now!
Angel Dust pulls out knifes and throws them to Jax who dodges most of them until one hits a wall and stabs Jax behind peeling off his skin showing his yellow endoskeleton as Angel Dust laughs.
Angel Dust: Ha! You look so pathetic that way now time for a blast!
Angel Dust throws a grenade that sends Jax to fly away. However Jax regenerates and gets up saying.
Jax: Well two can play that game!
Jax then uses a Bowling Ball throwing it to Angel Dust attacking him then he throws knifes but Angel Dust dodges them, until Jax throws a Softball which comically hits Angel Dust and then wacks Angel Dust with a Baseball Bat down and Jax said.
Jax: So now say, If you are sooo willing to act like a damn seductress and stand next to some American Next Model Idol to show of your some kind of queen or something, how come you got here? Like do you trust any men? Do you have any friends? Or is it your life is so much of a torture that you decided to get stuck on here like I do, uh?!
Jax said with a cocky proud smile. Angel Dust was gonna snap but Angel Dust then answers taking a breath the most calm way possible.
Angel Dust: Hey at least My Friends aren't just Digital Shit who don't like me, unlike yours!
Jax's eyes look in shock his reaction looking surprised now finally showing his emotions underneath that big toothy grin. Angel Dust then gets close to Jax with a cocky smile getting close to his ear saying.
Angel Dust: Oh right, you got no friends! Just like You got No Balls!
Jax now looks traumatized, he holds his head remembering the many cruel things he did to his "friends". Jax remembers how Kaufmo and Ribbit abstracted and how he actually was kinda close with Pomni, and now Jax would hyperventilate while Angel Dust said.
Angel Dust: What's the matter, rabbit boy? Too much facts?
Jax then would however maniacally laugh as Angel Dust gets surprised.
Angel Dust: ...What? What's so funny?
Jax: Hahahaha.... Hahahaha.... HAHAHAHHAA.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!! AND DO YOU THINK I DO CARE?! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?! A LITTLE CHICKEN FETUS IN AN EGG THAT NEEDS TO BE CRACKED OPEN?! WELL I AM NOT!!!
Jax then pushes Angel Dust, punches slaps him down, and kicks him angrily as Angel Dust is seen scared, he punches Jax away, but Jax gets even more pissed kicking Angel Dust sending him to fly down, Angel Dust would try to keep fighting but he was getting too exhausted, Jax then said.
Jax: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE ON THIS CIRCUS IN THE SLIGHTEST!!! END OF STORY. YOU ARE MY PLAYTHINGS AND I GET JOY OUT OF MAKING YOU SUFFER!!! I AM THE ONE WHO CAUSES PAIN FOR FUN AND IF I LET YOU LED ON IT WAS TO MAKE THIS PART HURT MORE!!!... But Don't worry because Now... I'll Give an end to Your Suffering!!!!
Angel Dust slowly tries to get up but Jax aims at him in the eye and Angel Dust gets shot in the eye with the bullet targetting his brain, a lot of blood and brain matter fall down in the ground and Angel Dust falls down unconscious while Jax shoots Angel Dust like 10 times turning him into a bloody pulp putting Angel Dust down while Jax sees him with a sadistic grin breathing agressively.
Ragatha: JAX?! NO WAY!!! WHY?!
Kinger: Jax, how could you make this?!
Zoobles: YOU F#&$ING I##$OT!!! YOU WERE ALWAYS SO CRUEL BUT THIS... THIS IS CROSSING THE LINE!!!
Gangle: J-Jax... Why did you do this?!
Gangle said with tears on his eyes while Jax would say.
Jax: Pfft, you guys really think he's dead?! He'll eventually come back remember? Plus he was getting really fun to interact with, but now the fun is over so you guys can stop worrying, right?!
Jax said with his usual smile but his looking shows deep down he is worried actually.
Pomni: jax... is this you...?
Pomni would tell Jax with a worried face, now Jax's grin changed to a worried face while Jax sees Pomni's worried and sad face after seeing what Jax did while Jax said.
Jax: F$&%ck! I Will get Out of here! Please stop looking!
Jax said while he goes to a bathroom and he looks himself in the mirror completely terrified after what he done holding his head in fear being scared on what his circus team especially what Pomni currently thinks about him.
Caine then appears while he said.
Caine: Hello, my favorite humans! So how are you guys today are you ready for my Next Adventure?! Today we will- wait... What?! WHAT EVEN IS THAT?!
Caine said totally unaware and confused of what's happening looking terrified seeing the blood pulp of Angel Dust's corpse while in the Hotel they are confused of Angel Dust wearing that Headset.
Vaggi: Do you think he'll eventually remove that off his head?
Charlie: Oh don't worry Vaggi, maybe he's trying to use it to find out how he can be redeemed! Let's give him his time!
Vaggi: Okay then.
Charlie and Vaggi walk away while Alastor teleports from the shadows and sees Angel Dust's headset and the computer there.
Alastor: Hmmm... Look what we have there? Must be one of Vox's trickery! Well, not even with those new toys he will be close to defear me! HAHAHAHAHA! How pathetic but whatever let's have him have his fun thinking he can actually stand a chance!
Alastor said laughing at this thinking it's one of Vox's technology as he teleports away again.
K.O!
Results
Boomstick: Damn Wiz, I thought this would be funny but this got more dark and emotional than I expected! Even for Digital Circus! But how the heck did Jax win?! I actually thought Angel Dust would kick his ass!
Wiz: Well honestly this battle was close, when looked on paper you may assume Angel Dust can win I mean he is a Demon and Jax is a Digital Avatar trapped on a computer, but when both are in an equal footing fighting in an even scenario turns out Jax had better chance to win!
Boomstick: First let's start with skill, well Jax is not a push over for sure, he is a good marksman shooting targets, scaling Circus members like Pomni and Kinger who has done impossible shots, is good at collecting the Circus' keys and entering their rooms without them noticing, Kinger pointed out Jax was a troublesome fighter with his youthful fighting spirit, and he's chaotic and unpredictable even being the one figuring out Caine's deception but Angel Dust comes from a family with the power of the mafia, is also a good marksman and has been in Wars with Hell such as the Extermination from Adam so Angel Dust certainly had skill on his favor!
Wiz: For intelligence both are pretty equal at masking their emotions acting (Jax due to viewing the Circus as a cartoon so he acts like a funny shitless selfish and reckless cruel guy all the time while Angel Dust as an actor film movie star is good acting flirty and with his outward bravado) but Angel Dust should have Street Smarts via being member of a family associated with the mafia but other times he can be idiotic like when Vox manipulated him to be a secret spy against the Hotel hypnotizing him, but Jax was able to collect all the Circus' keys even the ones to the rooms of the characters and enter the rooms like Ragatha's room without them even noticing so Jax should be smarter and more clever as he had more moments of intelligence than Angel Dust!
Boomstick: And Experience isn't even a question, I mean Jax is like 22, Angel Dust is 70+ due to dying in the 1947 and existing in Hell for years so Angel Dust is by all means more experienced!
Wiz: And in terms of power, Jax scaling to Pomni surviving a tanker truck's explosion and Jax being a bullet timer reacting to bullets even in the dark makes him Small Building and Subsonic strength and speed wise but Angel Dust thanks to upscaling IMP had greater feats in his lowest like IMP surviving a building level blast covered a circus tent, also being bullet timers, and scaling Sir Pentious who is also a sinner with Sir Pentious surviivng Alastor's blast which was bigger than city blocks can make Angel Dust City Block and Subsonic being able to outstat Jax and be equal speed wise but at his highest Angel Dust greatly outstats via upscaling Stolas Goetia physically as IMP and Hellhound can harm Andrealphus with Loona bitting his throat making Andy bleed, Millie surviving being hit by a magical ice construction of Andrealphus and Blitz beheading a giant ice monster from Andrealphus' magic and even a less powerful Stolas can beat the snow out of Andy, plus Goetias being physically unimpressive, but Stolas literally survived the Sun's GBE being able to tore a Planet into pieces and Stolas later on survives the small fraction of a supernova and escapes it meaning Angel Dust can be Multicontinental and FTL with the Stolas scaling meaning he BADLY outstats Jax!
Boomstick: But Wiz, if Angel Dust has all these advantages, then how come does he lose?!
Wiz: Well the answer is easier than you think, it all comes down to who has powers and stamina cuz stats mean nothing really in this fight as both have regeneration (The Digital and Sinner Physiologies they have) having no real way to die unless they abstract or get their soul destroyed!
Boomstick: Now you maybe right this maybe the part Jax shines like don't get me wrong, Angel Dust has a lot of Guns and Weapons like Knifes, Explosives and Such but Jax has A Lot of Guns too and they have less problem reloading than Angel Dust's weapons, Not to mention his arsenal is wider, with Knifes, a Bomb that can unleash arachnids and centipedes that can unleash dangerous venoms, even if its backfiring Jax can easily survive that Blast As shown in the ep 5 itself, a Vaccum Cleaner that can suck Literal Ghosts, a Bowling Ball, a Baseball Bat and a Softball and more!
Wiz: And Jax had more capacities than Angel Dust like he can pretend to break the fourth wall, has a cartoony body, can survive and tolerate most pain, has great elasticity, the ability to likely conjure stuff, and not die regenerating taking damage the most cartoony way possibles unless he abstracts!
Boomstick: Not to mention between them Jax has a better survivatility and regeneration, Angel Dust is kinda a glass cannon because it takes Sinners weeks to regenerate from being torn to bits, or unspecified time amounts really as Sir Pentious regenerated from blowing up to bits in the pilot, but we don't know how much time he took, and Overlords regeneration seems superior as Valentino regenerated from being stabbed repeatedly by Niffty, Vox can regenerate instantly from bisection and such. However, Angel Dust can be hurt by bullets as shown as sinners in Hazbin Hotel can be hurt by bullets and even IMP can be hurt by bullets as in the first ep of Helluva Boss Blitz states guns could be more effective than fire towards them, Jax meanwhile has been literally impaled, flattened like a paper, dismembered, etc and in stamina Angel Dust can last through a long firefight after a several minute long session of singing and dancing without tiring and can fight in the War of Exterminations against Exorcists without tiring but Jax once literally lasted for Days in one of Caine's adventures meaning Jax has better survivatility, regeneration and stamina!
Wiz: So with this advantages, Jax can survive anything Angel Dust throws at him even with the higher stats of Angel Dust and once Angel gets tired just shoot him next to the brain to leave him unconscious and shoot him several times to dismember him making Angel Dust be took down with an unknown time to regenerate which would last weeks which ended making Jax ultimately take victory!
Boomstick: But what about Might of Lilith Piercing Heaven or Caine's Reality Warping scaling you maybe asking? Well Angel Dust is inferior to Overlords and Charlie and Emily in power, plus he easily got his shit beaten by Vox when Vox got into abusing him and constantly gets abused by Valentino showing he doesn't even scale to the Might of Lilith feat and despite surviving attacks of Caine, Caine loves humans he didn't mean to kill them, so Caine holds back, plus Caine is the literal God of the verse in both a metaphorical and literal sense and they are afraid of him, and Caine even had to heal them back from torturing them, not to mention even if Pomni can conjure things, Caine has more experience, having mastered and refined it for years so they can't scale Vox or Caine's power!
Wiz: So in the end Angel Dust was a tough adversary being stronger, faster, more skilled, and way more experienced, but Jax's intelligence, more versatility in terms of arsenal and abilities, better survivatility, regeneration and weapons taking care of Angel Dust being a glass cannon and the limitations of his regeneration alongside Jax having a better stamina made him win!
Boomstick: Guess in the end Angel Dust wasn't too poisonous for the Funny One!
Wiz: The winner is: Jax!
Trivia
- The connections between Jax VS Angel Dust are:
- Both of them are tall, lanky and wide smiling self-centered jerks from recently popular indie animations (The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel) who takes great pleasure in bullying people around them.
- Both of them love to bully to the point where they disregard their protagonists' well being as they suffer from personal crisis (Pomni trying to maintain his sanity and Charlie wanting to rehabilitate sinners) while they're being overprotected by one-eyed x-marked women with large hair bows (Ragatha and Vaggie) who honestly, are victims of their bullying too.
- Both of them are stuck in a world where they couldn't escape (The Digital Circus and Hell) and would later continue to perceive the world being a worthless place filled with no consequences behind their actions, as they freely wreck havoc and destruction upon it (Hell being a place where chaos would forever exist and The Digital Circus are filled with cardboard NPCs).
- Both of their places are ruled over by a character with similar appearances to their attire (Caine and Lucifer), who most noticeably wears a coat, a top hat and possesses a cane.
- Weirdly enough, they both sorta had reptiles as characters (Gumigoo who's a crocodile and Sir Pentious who's a snake) who wears a hat and acts as their respective teams' antagonist early in the story. However, their protagonists' would soon help, and bring them in the team only for them to get disintegrated with less than no thought (by Adam and Caine respectively).
- Both are voiced by Michael Kovach (At least for the Pilot Angel Dust)
- This fight should be Hand drawn
- The OST for this fight should be "Smiling Through the Pain"
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